I am assuming by now that even if you don’t know what MTV is you have probably heard about the Kanye West/Taylor Swift incident on the Video Music Awards (do music videos even exist anymore?), so I will spare you the details of that. Instead, I will focus on my favorite part of any entertainment soiree, the fashion. And why not start with Taylor Swift, since her dress was absolutely stunning:

Not only did she rock it in this Kaufman Franco gown:

She also rocked it out in the subway (seriously, how awesome was that?) in this red mini dress (designer unknown):

I was not, however, feeling Beyonce’s red mini dress by Roberto Cavalli:

I did fall in love with her stunning leotard in her Single Ladies performance:

While I am not a fan of Kristen Cavallari, I did love her silver sequined number:

I am indeed a true Lauren Conrad fan, but not a fan of her VMA look. While I like the dress, it seems a little ill-fitting on her and the hair and the makeup look a little old lady to me:

And while we are on the subject of now and former Hills cast members, let’s have a little chat about Whitney. Really, she has her own clothing line? This frock is freakish:

Wonder if Gossip Girl will be gossiping about this awful look from Leighton Meister? Is she headed to the VMA’s or the Starship Enterprise? Really Leighton, couldn’t you have taken a cue from Blair Waldorf?

I am sure we have all heard by now that PINK and Shakira were wearing the same dress, both equally unfortunate looking as the other:

There aren’t even words for this one:

Ashley Greene took funky and fresh to a new level, looks a little vintage and I likey:

Well hello there Chace Crawford, how did you sneak in my fashion recap? Oh, I guess you are fashionable, aren’t you now? Just so you know (As if you didn’t already) you are also incredibly good looking, probably even in a garbage bag:

Like the look, just not so much on Alicia Keyes…and the big hoops could go, there are enough of those on the dress:

Oliva Palermo keepin’ it classy, except this is the VMA’s, not dinner with socialites:

Loey Lo Bosworth also keepin’ it classy in the black and white, which for some reason I kind of like…that print would look great on some throw pillows on my red couch:

Thank you to Kara DioGuardi for getting it right, the perfect mix of rocker and class. I loves:

And the WTF award goes to none other than Lady GaGa…it is one thing to express your creativity. It is another to dress downright weird to get attention:

Did she smuggle a few birdies in the show with her?

Judging by most of the fashions I have seen from last night’s VMA’s, you would never know that NY Fashion Week was right around the corner.